Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?A. I take my shoes of to jump on a trampolineQ. What's worse then 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?A. One dead baby nailed to 10 treesQ. What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?A. I don't have a Porsche in my garage
Q. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?A. They kept trying each other.
Q. What's the difference between a Trisket and a lesbian?A. A Trisket is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker!
Q. why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?A. To see her crack
Q. What is the difference between great literature and pornography?A. Literature is frequently dusty but rarely dirty.
Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?A. To keep its nuts dry.
Q. Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?A. He was looking for pooh!
Q. What did one tit say to the other?A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?A. When the kids are in college.
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?A. He is usually home with the kids!