Q. If your mother and father have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?
A. It's you, you fucking idiot!
Q. What's the difference between big foot and your mom?
A. Your mom is better in bed.
Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A. A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A. A cock that stays up all night.
Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor
