Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
A. Exchange him.
Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A. Strip Poker
Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
A. The aids team.
Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies.
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q. What do you call a female clown?
A. A Clunt
Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
A. He fell off the ball washer!
Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?
A. Footlongs
Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
