Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
A. When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.
Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. Why did god give men penises?
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
A. They hid their own eggs!
Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.
Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
A. Playtex.
Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin' off.
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery
Q. What do you call an anorexic prostitute?
A. Lite & Easy
