Q. Why are roach clips called roach clips?
A. Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?
A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.
Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music!
Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!
