A. The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q. How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?
A. All the good guys are hung.
Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.
Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.
Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.
A. Bisexual.
Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A. Gonorrhoea.
Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
A. It's for the Christmas period.
