Q. Why do midgets laugh when they run?
A. Because the grass tickles their balls!
Q. Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
A. They couldn't close his casket.
Q. Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a fridge/freezer?
A. The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
Q. What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A. Dicktator
Q. How do you make a snooker table laugh.
A. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Q. What do a Turtle and a Pedophile have in common?
A. They both want to get there before the 'hair' does.
