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Definitions

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

How to make a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

a friend, a companion, a lover, intelligent, a father, funny, a chef , an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a stylist, a good mother, creative , a psychologist , a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organizer, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic.

Without forgetting to:

give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, be very rich, not stress her out, not look at other girls

And at the same time you must:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself, give her lots of time, especially time for herself, give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

Bring beer

Hand over the remote. !!!!!!!

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