Hole in the Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Skeleton
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Skeleton
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
Teacher
Teacher: what do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
