Sardarji with ATM jokes,Sardarni Painting jokes,Aeroplane jokes,Sardar in Tamilnadu jokes

Sardarji with ATM jokes

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Sardarni Painting jokes

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

Aeroplane jokes

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry .. we still have one engine left."

A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Sardar in Tamilnadu jokes

One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.

His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.

Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.

It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.

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sardar in bar jokes

Sardar at bar in New York .

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Sardar as driver jokes

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

Sardars register marriage jokes

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office....

Sardar with tamilan jokes

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

wife never agrees jokes,an interview for the post of electrical engg jokes,the suicide bomber squad jokes,

wife never agrees jokes

Sardar complained to his friend about his wife "My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years."

Mrs Sardar (Rajsi) intervened, "Not six we have been married for seven years!"

an interview for the post of electrical engg jokes

once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.

desk: so you are coming for this post.

sardar ji: yes sir.

desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?

sardarji: o ji its very simple.

TORRRRRRRRRRR..........

the suicide bomber squad jokes

Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.

Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!

Sardar's mobile bill jokes,Sardar jokes,looks like a foreigner jokes

Sardar's mobile bill jokes

Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?

Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.

Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...

Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?

Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.

Call centre girl: ???!!!

Sardar jokes

Sardar 1:If you tell me what's there in my basket, I'll give you all the EGGS in it.

Sardar 2: (Thinking...)

Sardar 1:And if you tell me how many eggs are there, I'll give you all the 7 EGGS!!

Sardar 2: (Thinking...)

Sardar 1:And again if you tell me which bird's eggs these are, the HEN is also yours....

Sardar 2: Your questions are too tough...So give me a clue or hint???

Sardar 1:!!!!

looks like a foreigner jokes

sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

She says no.

The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"

She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming.

He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"

The wife says: "No."

The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."

Santa - banta jokes,Santa Banta Joke,Sardar On a Plane jokes

Santa - banta jokes

Mix Santa - banta jokes

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

Santa Banta Joke

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Sardar On a Plane jokes

There were 3 Men on the plane with Sardar. So the Sardar asks one man,

Sardar: What has your county done?

Man#1: Oh nothing we made planes go up in the skies.

Sardar: REALLY?!

Man#1: No, just a little below.

Sardar asks another man,

Sardar: So what has your country done?

Man#2: We made Buildings touch the sky.

Sardar: REALLY?!

man#2: No, No just a little below.

So MAN#1 and MAN#2 asks so Sardar what has your country done?!

Sardar: Oh we can make people eat from the nose.

MAN#1,MAN#2: REALLY?!

Sardar: No,No just a little below.

Sardarji attending IAS Interview jokes

Sardarji attending IAS Interview jokes

One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence? " He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence? "

"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"

He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.

" Hey! Are you mad or what?"

He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."

Sardars do their Calculation jokes

There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend

the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me

Rs.

28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they

decide

to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.

This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:

____

7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).

7

--

21

21

--

0

--

The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of

the

Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is

writtern

on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the

President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am

not

good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something

I am

an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi

driver

and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very

often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their

heads

(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

--

28

--

i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend

and

Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that

he

doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it

via

mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That

is

the

best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as

shown:

13

x7

--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)

21

+ 7

--

28 This checks out as well.

--

Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,

President

Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."

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salary for sardar jokes

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?

how much is DRIVING salary...?

Sardar theory jokes

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

Sardar in a pub jokes

Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,' complained the pub-owner.

So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.

Sardar writing exam jokes

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The invigilator,alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."

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Sardarji virus jokes

Hi, Iam sardar. Since I am not skilled in programming please delete all your

inbox messages and switch off your mobile. Thanks for your help. Now

pass this virus to others.

sardarjis wedding jokes

Sardar: Will u marry after I die

Wife : No I wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after I die .

Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

an electric motor jokes

in an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..

Interviewr shouts: stop it !

SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.

Sardars: A traveler & a TC jokes

A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardarji in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat.

5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardarji. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there.

So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, who also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out.

The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the sardarji out of the bathroom.

Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member"

First day @ school jokes,Sardaar and Tiger jokes

First day @ school jokes

Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.

"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent."

Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"

"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

Sardaar and Tiger jokes

Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to be inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again.

Once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The

tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.

NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??

ANSWER BELOW............

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..

..

.

..

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MORAL: "There are Sardar Communities in Tigers

too".

Sardarji and his new car jokes,Y 2 K fix jokes

Sardarji and his new car jokes

One day Sardarji was driving his new car. Suddenly, he collided with a bicycle. The accident caused much damage to the bicycle and the guy was furious. Sardarji ran towards him mumbling apologies, but the man was not pacified.

He shouted at sardar got a stout stick and starting hammering it on the windshield. Sardarji was shocked and tried to take the stick from him, requesting him to stop. But the bicycle man (who was incidently very stout) got hold of the Sardarji and carried him ten meters away from his car. He drew a small circle near the road with the stick and asked Sardarji to stay inside and not move outside the circle, threatening him with his stout stick for better measure.

Now our Sardarji was not very brave at heart and coolly went to stand in the circle. The man goes back to what he had left in the middle and starts on the headlights. After this, he starts on the rearlights. As soon as he breaks the first one, he hears a faint chuckle from the Sardarji. He breaks the other one, now he could distinctly hear the Sardarji laugh slightly. Enraged, he goes to the Sardarji and asks him why he was laughing. Sardarji says that it was nothing.

He comes backs and resumes his assault on the poor car and as he goes on in this act, Sardarji's laughs become louder and louder. Enraged, the bicycle man increases his assault , but the laughs keep on increasing rather than decreasing.

At last, the bicycle man can't stop himself. He goes to the Sardar and taking him by the collar, asks him the reason for laughing. Our Sardar at first says it was nothing, but when the man starts getting really rough, he breaks down. He says "If I tell you, you will beat me". The bicycle man, now very curious, promises not to do anything if the Sardar tells him.

Satisfied about his safety, our Sardarji says "You know, while u were engaged there, I came out of the circle seventeen times.

Y 2 K fix jokes

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.

We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a globalproblem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.

And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think We ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction.

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Test between India and Australia jokes

In a Test between India and Australia, a fiery Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our sardar, walked slowly to the crease, not feeling unlike a lamb at the slaughter house.

As Lee thundered in, suddenly sardar stood up in the crease, and signalled that he wanted the sight screen adjusted. Adjustments were made and Lee was ready to come in again.

Once again, in the middle of his run-up, sardar found something disturbing in the sight screen.

Indeed, this went on a few times before the irritated umpire, Steve Bucknor walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God`s sake?"

Santa asked, with an ounce of fear, "Could I have it between Lee and me?"!!!

SARDAR'S ESSAY jokes

Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam.One is about friend and the other is about father.He had studied only about friend.But in the exam the essay asked was about father.Sardar didn give up.He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read: I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbour. He ended the essay as, A father in need is a father in deed....!

Sardar's Wish jokes

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died

> peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d

> bus he was driving..

Napolean and Sardar jokes

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

Sardar in train joke,Sardar filling a form joke,Sardar Teacher lecturing on population joke,Sardar-about a running race joke

Sardar in train

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : Y?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to Xchng in the lower berth..

Sardar filling a form

A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.

You know why?

FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Sardar - Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

Sardar-about a running race

Sardar: why r all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

driving the train jokes,Sardar is relaxing jokes

driving the train jokes

A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the

next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge.

The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that person."

The sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close."

Sardar is relaxing jokes

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"

Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.

Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh"

Third one came and asked the same

question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to

shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar

enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on

his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

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Sardarji filling application form

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !

Sardar and his daughter

A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried-
"Santa ! Your daughter has died"

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
.
.
At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
.
..
.
At 25 floor: I'm unmarried !
.
..
.
.
.
At 10 floor : he remembers "I'm Banta not santa"

Sardar wins a lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Sardar and romantic date

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID: YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a Girl
.
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'
.
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar in china jokes

Sardar in china jokes

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.

And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Sardar standing in mirror jokes

Sardar standing in mirror jokes

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said I am seeing how I look while sleeping.