Santa - banta jokes
Mix Santa - banta jokes
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa Banta Joke
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Sardar On a Plane jokes
There were 3 Men on the plane with Sardar. So the Sardar asks one man,
Sardar: What has your county done?
Man#1: Oh nothing we made planes go up in the skies.
Sardar: REALLY?!
Man#1: No, just a little below.
Sardar asks another man,
Sardar: So what has your country done?
Man#2: We made Buildings touch the sky.
Sardar: REALLY?!
man#2: No, No just a little below.
So MAN#1 and MAN#2 asks so Sardar what has your country done?!
Sardar: Oh we can make people eat from the nose.
MAN#1,MAN#2: REALLY?!
Sardar: No,No just a little below.
