wife never agrees jokes
Sardar complained to his friend about his wife "My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years."
Mrs Sardar (Rajsi) intervened, "Not six we have been married for seven years!"
an interview for the post of electrical engg jokes
once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg.
desk: so you are coming for this post.
sardar ji: yes sir.
desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs?
sardarji: o ji its very simple.
TORRRRRRRRRRR..........
the suicide bomber squad jokes
Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.
Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!
